What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is the best way to get over your ex?

Live and Let Die

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What are some of your favorite hip hop lyrics?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

Could humans be selectively bred, like dogs, to create 2 subspecies that can no longer have offspring? Do I not understand selective breeding properly? Im not worried about the moral implications, just the science please.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why do people turn a blind eye to bad behaviour if someone is very good looking? Whereas if someone is ugly, they get harshly judged for everything?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why is Reddit blocked by the Indonesian government?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why am I single?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Moonraker

-”She is very sexyful!”

How can I get my ex-husband to love me again?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-All the bad guys are black.

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-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

What is the irony of life according to you?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why is Roblox so laggy it’s unplayable? My computer is fine and the internet is great.

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